Quote #29327
Wealth and children are the adornment of life.
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #21568
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #11113
America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #12469
The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to...
Quote #18274
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.