Quote #9544
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
Quote #12758
God is always on the side of the big battalions.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #5917
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every...
Quote #20331
Give yourself something to work toward–constantly.
Quote #358
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions...
Quote #4699
Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Quote #6306
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #25724
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...