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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go...
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My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
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Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without...
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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
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The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...
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To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.