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I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
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Conversation is food for the soul.
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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
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Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
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To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how...