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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play.
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Stolen sweets are best.
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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
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Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
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A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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The future is the past returning through another gate.