Quote #12831
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #9603
An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
Quote #25559
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #4856
Fill all thy bones with aches.
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #18108
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Quote #2961
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.