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No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of...
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It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself,...
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America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
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There are two ways of passing from this world – one in light and...