Quote #378
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
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The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one...
Quote #7441
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #8669
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
Quote #18297
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #6761
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Quote #15647
Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over...