Quote #18734
Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Quote #14781
Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
Quote #3330
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
Quote #30842
Who lies for you will lie against you.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4472
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #33072
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing...
Quote #27947
Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees...
Quote #29014
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a...
Quote #29627
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...