Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #3884
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #9241
The inscrutable wisdom through which we exist is not less worthy of veneration in...
Quote #16946
In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
Quote #2172
The less government we have the better.
Quote #23549
Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy...
Quote #34642
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #16065
It makes a great difference in the force of a sentence, whether a man...