Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #33255
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #22749
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #34038
The world is round it has no point.
Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #31452
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...
Quote #12978
The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...