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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
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Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
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One good turn deserves another.
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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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To encourage literature and the arts is a duty which every good citizen owes...
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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
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Endeavor to be always patient of the faults and imperfections of others for thou...
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #18003
When a thing is new, people say ‘It is not true.’ Later, when its...