Quote #4286
Much learning does not teach understanding.
Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #12924
I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
Quote #3507
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #24589
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to...
Quote #28881
No man can know God unless God has taught him that is to say,...
Quote #27100
O, what a heaven is love, O, what a hell