Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #19739
Bo There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #2876
The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at...
Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #17239
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in...
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Quote #34409
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.