Quote #6999
Strain every nerve to gain your point.
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #31993
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #19625
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #21111
Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
Quote #6672
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Quote #1181
When you sling mud, you lose ground.
Quote #7854
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill...