Quote #1160
Only the madman is absolutely sure.
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
Quote #30108
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #14588
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Quote #17868
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
Quote #23052
What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32843
There’s no Walter Cronkite to give you the final word each evening.