Quote #32089
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
Quote #3131
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #15366
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes...
Quote #4876
We have some salt of our youth in us.
Quote #19451
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Quote #24074
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Quote #22093
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...