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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual...
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries ,...
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Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same.
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the...
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People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human...