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How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens...
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Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and...
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The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
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By following the concept of ‘one country, two systems,’ you don’t swallow me up...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...