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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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The world has changed. I see it in the water. I feel it in...
Quote #33923
Love and desire are the spirit’s wings to great deeds.
Quote #4086
First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.