Quote #25181
Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And...
Quote #28037
It is one thing to decry the rat race…that is the good and honorable...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33264
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #13443
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your...
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #27135
For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time hatred ceases by love...
Quote #24674
The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply...
Quote #4808
Castles in the air – they are so easy to take refuge in. And...