Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #4644
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Quote #25870
First the grub, then the morals.
Quote #7675
The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
Quote #34105
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
Quote #28664
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #30125
If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
Quote #487
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
Quote #2953
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be...
Quote #2287
Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.