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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is...
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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us...
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A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...