Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #5931
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #33375
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #19590
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
Quote #1200
Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.
Quote #20229
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
Quote #14071
All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort,...
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.