Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
Quote #8262
Be not slow to visit the sick.
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #30432
It is really the undergraduate who makes a university, gives it its lasting character,...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #14134
You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other...
Quote #29861
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I...
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...