Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #33860
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
Quote #14522
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #22515
My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
Quote #18176
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #28717
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #13601
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
Quote #6529
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #6144
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.