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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
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Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...
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Nobody is hurt. Hurt is in the mind. If you can walk, you can...
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it...
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I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider...
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A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...