Quote #2157
#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if...
Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #28226
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #7130
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that...
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #550
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #12052
One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes...