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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
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It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
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It is very important to make sure the person you’re marrying is like minded....
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Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is...
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Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate...
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....