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The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
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I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
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A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
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The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...