Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #2130
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.
Quote #4502
Charity begins at home.
Quote #33730
Heirlooms we don’t have in our family. But stories we’ve got.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #9182
Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed:...
Quote #13441
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
Quote #9545
Only the gentle are ever really strong.
Quote #21704
Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not...