Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #34474
The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power...
Quote #23462
Remember when life’s path is steep to keep your mind even.
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #3796
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
Quote #5921
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
Quote #13173
The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock,...
Quote #26722
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #31187
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is...