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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Success is never final.
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Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really...
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Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal He reminded me of an...
Quote #32537
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...