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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #25751
No, no, you’re not thinking, you’re just being logical.
Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #2570
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Quote #29824
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I...
Quote #9186
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #11787
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...