Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #22849
Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
Quote #31843
You are so afraid of losing your moral sense that you are not willing...
Quote #34339
The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
Quote #22424
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #16687
Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.