Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #34221
The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
Quote #19326
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat
Quote #16131
The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may...
Quote #22542
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
Quote #31875
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #24145
Intellectuals solve problems geniuses prevent them.
Quote #27892
The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is...
Quote #1750
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.