Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #27123
At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #4082
To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
Quote #24755
Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense.
Quote #1870
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Quote #2797
(Clemenceau) once said that war is too important to be left to the generals....