Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #32331
History has proven, God has never given anyone a dream Without also including the...
Quote #10178
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
Quote #20841
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
Quote #32457
It is impossible to better yourself if you do not know what it means...
Quote #13193
An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.
Quote #19756
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #14690
A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.
Quote #24556
An ideal cannot wait for its realization to prove its validity.