Quote #12191
To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #21947
The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all...
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #31155
The stars are constantly shining, but often we do not see them until the...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #27986
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #3333
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...
Quote #9768
Nobody picks on a strong man.