Quote #16316
The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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‘Good luck, Mr President,’ I said to him. ‘As I told you when I...
Quote #30613
Formula for success Underpromise and overdeliver.
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We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #22179
When action grows unprofitable, gather information when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
Quote #5682
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...