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The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
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He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
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I do not mean to suggest that our handsome, newly enlarged library is to...