Quote #2560
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply...
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The solving of almost every crime mystery depends on something which seems, at the...
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A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint.
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Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...
Quote #21026
Union gives strength.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #30004
Stop asking yourself questions that have no meaning. Or if they have, you’ll find...