Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #5412
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
Quote #31181
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.
Quote #19336
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
Quote #14728
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #1492
Man is what he eats.
Quote #5209
As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.
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Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the...
Quote #22938
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished...