Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #15562
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #9589
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the Gift.
Quote #8221
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #1376
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Quote #19689
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #29655
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’