Quote #32757
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #19012
All honor’s wounds are self-inflicted.
Quote #1846
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Quote #29472
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...
Quote #24707
The conception of worth, that each person is an end per se, is not...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #11184
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.