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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
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Technology means the systematic application of scientific or other organized knowledge to practical tasks.
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I’m grateful to you. If it weren’t for you, I’d be in Cicely right...
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Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really...
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Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are,...
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.