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In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #33220
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Quote #33289
Life is full of doors that don’t open when you knock, equally spaced amid...
Quote #32275
It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
Quote #21062
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.