Quote #2334
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...
Quote #28237
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Quote #22152
First say to yourself what you would be and then do what you have...
Quote #21748
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #25023
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd....
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #29072
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
Quote #23384
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these ‘It...