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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old...
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The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
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The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your...
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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
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There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things...
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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.