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No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land,...
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America is a young country with an old mentality.
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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
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One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very...
Quote #6162
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.